-Jigga Man

For the Facebook addicts, stop monitoring your friends list so closely. If you realize that the number of friends is on the low (you got deleted), it’s imaginable that your Facebook friends opted for real life adventure instead; life goes on. What I mean is: It shouldn’t come as a surprise if they ditch their accounts for good (I take my Facebook friends very seriously, can’t you tell?) On a positive note, Facebook will be pleased about the addition of 11M Mexican new users who recently signed up (yes Facebook is somewhat new to Mexico, no joke).
I couldn’t help but reminisce about some of the fukkery (you can add this word to your repertoire, don’t forget to quote the source – me) which came with the phenomenon that is Facebook. It seems people forget that once something is uploaded on the internet, it remains on the internet (even this amazing blog). These Facebook” incidents “made me laugh, some had me shaking my head in disbelief (SMH as the cool people say), and at times I cried (from laughing hard of course). Here are a few videos for your entertainment”:
Bangs- Meet me on FacebookFather Gives His Nephew An Old School Azz Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard On Facebook
Father Goes Crazy When He See's Dirty Text Messages From A Boy All On His Daughter's Cell & Facebook
2 Arrested In Facebook Murder For Hire Plot In Philly
Man Tries To Do Real-Life Facebook & Twitter
Woman Gets 152 Facebook Friends Tattooed On Herself
All jokes aside I could care less about the number of users on the Facebook network, I am one of them. Quite frankly the man (Zuckerberg – the founder if you didn’t know) is already a legend in his own rights hence all through the slow death of Facebook, he’ll live. His goal is still to reach 1 billion users which I’m sure he will accomplish. Regrettably (not really) at this rate it’ll take longer than anticipated. He’s a genius though so I’m sure he’ll find a way. He could always cheat and create numerous bogus accounts until he reaches 1 billion on paper (perhaps he has already done so), but then again smart people don’t need to cheat.
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